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Angela: Hi Jeanne. Life must be good! You haven't written a post for over a year!
Lisa: I saw family forum on your list of faqs. I used to love to go to that webssite, but now I can't get past the login. You called it CJs site, do you know to join? By the way, I saw you on I Lost It too, You look great.
Lynda: Hi JeAnne! Soo glad to be here! I saw your I Lost It and Googled your name for more info.I'm embarking on my own weight loss journey, so any and all words of wisdom from a fellow traveler is much appreciated.
Subby: Woot Woot!! I'm so glad things are looking up for you again.Luv ya
JT: Wow, what an inspiration you are, JeAnne! I'm back to WW (on my own), and hopefully will have hubby hooked, as well. We just got married 2 weeks ago, so I consider this just one of our "journies" together :) Keep healthy and happy. (P.S. Scotland is one of my favorite countries to visit!)
Alicia Bittner: good job and continued success...I've done ww several times and I'm at it again so far down 11.6 with 50-60 to go
subby: WootWoot ...love reading the updates I do miss you. NOLA here you come!!!
Gold Prices Today: nice bravejoural.com
Eva: I am so sad that I will miss you when I am back in NYC for the Fourth of July. But I can't wait to read about your new adventures in NOLA. BTW, I've tagged you over at my blog. :)
Cait: JeAnne - I've been following your progress for 5 yrs and not long ago I saw your "Tim Gunn" episode & then last night I saw your "I Lost It" episode. I lost 100 lbs in 2003 & you were part of my inspiration. In the past year I've been struggling again, have gained back 30 lbs. I can't keep from compulsive overeating relying just on my WW & exercise & behavior mod tools. Losing the weight didn't end these problems. So I've joined OA online and finally have some hope & relief.
Angie: Jeanne - you are at a great place in your life. Best wishes
Garf: hello...care to exchange link?if so let me know so I can add your link yo my blog.
Gina: Hi Jeanne!Just came across your blog and wanted to say hi! It's Gina from episode 6 of Tim Gunns guide to style. I see you have a picture of Hassan up there (you look awesome in it by the way) He was my director too. :-) I thought you were great and very inspiring. I enjoyed your site!Gina :)
Lisa: JeAnne,I was so happy to see you on Tim Gunn's show and to see how beautiful you are with or without all the styling and makeup! I feel like I know you. I've been reading your blog for the past few years! I miss you when you don't blog! You are an inspiration to me since I kinda look like you and am dealing with weight issues myself. Keep up the great work. Hope you enjoyed NOLA! Try Port of Call if you haven't already. Best burgers ever!
Amy from Pennsylvania: Jeanne, I've followed your story on your site for years now. I'm right there with ya through your highs and lows! Although I'm a virtual stranger to you, I'm proud of all you have accomplished! You look beautiful, and keep up the hard work! You are the one reaping the benefits!Amy
James: Glad to see you again. You look great! Been a long time since I've seen you on the web.... ...I'm a fan of yours!
Annie: Girl you Rock the WildSquadS girls world!! We are all so proud and happy for you. You are so beautiful and I am thrilled to be one of your friends! Keep up the great work. I can think of no more deserving person than you for all this as you have worked so hard! Smooches!!!!
JeAnne: Jana - Most of my new bras are prima donna and the shapewear is all spanx.
Jana: WOW!!! I just saw you on Tim Gunn and you looked awesome!! I wanted to find out what undergarments did you get? I'm looking for one like the slimming piece and can't find it. HELP!!
Rex: Lovely JeAnne. The next time you plan to be on national television looking beautiful, vulnerable, and utterly classy, you had better let me know or I'll sue you for copyright infringement. And Chaz was looking more appetizing than ever!Love Always, Rex
Elissa: I thought you were absolutely beautiful on Tim Gunn the other night! Way to go girl! I am a fellow SB Diet follower, but I had a baby in February and have some catching up to do. You are such an inspiration to me!!!! Any advice?
rose: Dear JeAnne,I watched your show last night and saw that you were beautiful, funny, wise, creative, passionate, kind, vunerable, smart, lovely, grateful, independent, graceful, funny, sad, loving and a wonderful person. I think you made your goal last night! You are simply too too together!Best Wishes to you and your family. Sincerely,Rose312-807-2693P.S. I loved your wedding dress. I sew Ren bodices/skirts and love Ren Faires. I wish they would let you sing. I hope you put a sound bi
Subby: Hurray tonight is the show! I about jumped out of bed with excitement when I saw the commercial. If the picture above is any indication then you will look even MORE fabulous!
A Diva Doc: Just looked at your Photo Album--love love love the new hair. So stunning you are! I'm inspired to go get a makeover for myself.
Angela T: You are looking AWESOME!!
Ana: Hey there. I am new to bravenet so I am just out blog hopping. Just thought I would tag you and say hi!
Angela Tabone: YOU GO GIRL!We are so much alike and I think that's why I am still here after all these years.Keep battling and I know you will NEVER GIVE UP!
Angie: You are STILL an inspiration to me. Thank you for always being here for ME when I am discouraged in my battle with weight. You are a GEM!
Numa: Numa
Lori: YOU GO GIRL! Your such an inspiration. Have a great time, you deserve it. Hopefully in a month or two I'll be in wonderland too!
jody: Good to see you again...hope you have a great week! You look fab.

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Thursday, December 31st 2009

9:08 AM

Unexpected Song

  • Mood: Grateful
  • Music: Chanticleer - holiday!
  • Hunger scale: 8
  • What fits/total wt loss: 16- more on that later

Wow, a year!!  I actually thought that I had pulled this blog down when I stopped paying for a domain name and monthly hosting, but I suppose for better or worse, free sites are forever!  And now that I've stumbled back upon my old blog, I feel the desire to write.  So much has happened and if for nothing else, it's a way for me to organize my thoughts and feelings just on the amazingness of it all.

The title of this blog post comes from an Andrew Lloyd Webber show starring Bernadette Peters - a goddess I absolutely love and adore.  Bernadette's unexpected song is romantic love...no musical theater surprise here right?  Mine is quite literally song.

If I had to choose a word or phrase for 2009, it would probably be “settling in” or “sigh of relief”.  This past year, while not fantastic by any stretch of the imagination, was a ginormous improvement from the year before which really tested us in crazy unexpected ways.  We both found work which removed the stress of  “we have $10 to get us through the week” and found a work/life groove here in New Orleans that is wonderful and so much better than the day to day we had in New York.  

My work life this year has been a winding road leading to crazy unexpected directions, and yet when I really think about it, it absolutely makes total sense and seems only natural to have gone in the way it has. 

I found what I thought was going to be the perfect job doing business arts administration for a HUD grant based Center for Music and Arts Entrepreneurship.  I enjoy the work I do, however for various reasons, it’s not the greatest of jobs and that’s ok.  University life is truly wonderful!  I love being in a small academic setting surrounded by some really great people - staff, faculty and students alike, and surrounded by a philosophy of “ever learning”.  One of the bigger University perks is free tuition for employees and this past summer, I decided to take full advantage.  My logical self thought…hmmm…MBA.  I started studying for the GMAT and spent the summer immersed in the world of economics.  Towards the end of the summer, I was struggling with some serious work related issues and sought counsel from the College’s new Dean, whose advice was worry about work less and try singing more!  Only in New Orleans!  This came two weeks after getting caught in a torrential downpour with the Associate Dean who had no idea of my music background and recommended taking private lessons again. So armed with a shiny new practice room key, I slowly started singing again and found that after brushing off some cobwebs, my voice was kind of waiting for me all along.  I worked up the cajones to follow the Associate Dean’s advice and contact the head of the voice dept for private lessons who was gracious enough to allow me an audience.  And so it began.  Again.

I started taking lessons every other week and found myself making more and more time for the practice room, pouring through new music and enjoying some new found coloring, control, range etc. Over the course of the fall semester I went from a lesson every other week to adding work with an accompanist on the alternate weeks to then weekly lesson.  My teacher is nothing short of marvelous on so many levels and I think I can safely say we connected not only in a musical way, but in that emotional mentor/mentee way that I just thrive on.  He suggested sitting in and perhaps singing in a weekly recital class which was fantastic.  For several weeks I just listened to all these singers and found myself analyzing what they were doing right and wrong and figuring out what I would say if I were to coach or teach them.  The day I finally got up and sang was a turning point for me.  I left the class, marched into my voice teacher’s studio and with tear rimmed eyes said, “umm, I really think I gotta sing!”  There was hugging, laughing, crying, anxiety and total “am I absolutely crazy?” conversation and the bottom line was with a will, there’s a way.

That revelation and more singing led to me pondering how exactly to have what I want career wise on my terms.  The head said MBA, the heart said Master’s of Music allowing me the opportunity to someday teach as well as the flexibility for performing and/or the flexibility for anything else I wish to pursue.  With full support from my voice teacher (and from both the Deans for that matter), I made the decision to embrace music again after a ten year hiatus and allow the opportunities to present themselves as they may.  I am assured that everything will work itself out and for once I’m really starting to believe it.

I have always fallen naturally into music without any thought and sometimes without any effort.  I always thought maybe it was too easy and I never gave myself the chance to try out different things which is why I walked away and never looked back.  While I’m kicking myself for waiting so long to allow music back in, I don’t ever regret the break as I found so much happiness during that time, primarily my emotional and physical health and the love of my life.  I also found other things to be great at and can return to music with a greater maturity and capacity to communicate.  And all my twists and turns, life challenges and experiences kind of come back full circle and all make sense. What better way to sing again armed with a new body, a rested voice, a calmer spirit and Tim Gunn fashion advice?!

Bring on the next decade – I’m ready!!  I am!

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Saturday, October 18th 2008

8:33 AM

The two faces of 200.

  • Mood: happy!
  • Music: Very thought of you - Nancy Wilson
  • Hunger scale: 3
  • What fits/total wt loss: everything - snausage like

Everyone told me that October in New Orleans is beautiful and they weren't kidding.  Since about the last week of September, it's been gorgeous here.  It's still all warm and 70's/80's during the day, but there is that fallish feeling in the air.  It's not nearly as humid and it cools down in the afternoon and at night...love it!  The only let down is I always associate warm weather with longer summer days.  I feel somehow cheated to still have warmth outside while the sun is setting earlier and earlier.  Needless to say we're spending more time walking around outside and I still have to pinch myself that I live here.  I walk around my neighborhood or the Quarter and I kind of feel like I'm on vacation.  It's grand.

On the scale front, I'm quite amazed and I'm sure I owe some kind of precious bling to the powers that be that my weight has stayed the same.  This is despite my blissful reuniting with BLT's, my consumption of quality ale and my latest propensity for sloth.  We've also been on the po' people diet which is a whole lot less protein and a whole lot more junky carbs that don't cost a lot.  Let's face it, no one will argue that it costs more to eat healthier.  It's not all bad...rice and beans are actually quite good for me.  However, piggy products and Zatarain's surprise over the long haul combined with lack of gym time should equal weight gain.

Where I do notice the difference is in clothing fit which is why my old WW leader beat me constantly upside the head with the mantra that weight loss and health are more than a number. My clothes just don't look as good right now.  You know those skinny girls that have no muscle mass and are "soft" with little Cheeto bellies?  That's me except I'm not skinny. I don't feel firm or smooth by any stretch of the imagination.  My clothes don't have quite the movement they are supposed to and I just generally don't feel fit.  And I don't like it.

The good news is one of my job perks is free use of the University Sports Complex.  I'm getting activity in walking around and the grooming of large dogs that I occasionally do, but it's not enough.  I declare a moratorium on sloth. I feel that if I start exercising regularly again, the better food choices will fall into place.

And hooray Chaz is now employed!!!  This was the final piece of the N'awlins settling in puzzle.  We've had a summer filled with financial worry, joblessness, hurricane threats, bank fraud and finally attempted rental scamming...apparently UK is the new Zamibia.  Now with Chaz working, we can actually pay all of our bills and have that incredible anxiety chip off our shoulders.  And I can afford some fresh fruit and vegetables which is handy as New Orleans restaurants just don't do nekkid produce.

I really like my job.  It's so great to be in a University setting, and a music school no less.  I feel like today's students are just so incredibly smart and lucky to have access to so much information.  When I got my performance degree, it really was just about learning the art of singing along with a little performing.  Now, these students are learning the business and the music industry; better yet they are surrounded by working musicians at all sorts of skill levels.  It's fantastic. I love that it's flexible that I can still groom dogs on the side.  I'm also baking for a local bar/restaurant a couple times a month and getting paid for it.  Finally I feel completely stimulated...getting paid to do a handful of things that I'm good at.  Not one job day in day out with a two hour commute and the same tasks staring me in the face every morning. And the icing on the cake is the production guys I work with all play and we're talking about jamming together.  We want to do some big band/jump jazz/rockabilly stuff which I'm so freaking excited about!!!

I knew with time that this was going to be the right move.  My faith was certainly tested over the last few months, but we are finally where we want to be in terms of quality of life.

HOORAY!

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Tuesday, September 16th 2008

7:33 AM

The Facts of Life

  • Mood: Hopeful
  • Music: None - too early
  • Hunger scale: 4 - could use some fuel
  • What fits/total wt loss: 140 lbs lost and proud!

I have not been feeling oh so bloggy lately.  It's not that I have nothing to say or there's nothing going on. It's more like feeling like I'm one step away from either complete disaster or incredible relief.  The old platitudes along the lines of being the darkest before the dawn and the windows opening as the doors slam shut seem true.  Most people think that I am relatively lucky and that good things happen to me whether I work for them or they just fall into place.  And I would generally agree.  I try not to get worked up over hang nails, bad hair cuts, financial blunders and general day to day bull shit.  But man oh man, when the shit hits the fan, it really really hits.

For the most part, we've kind of been coasting on the good life for oh, about 7-8 years.  There was drama at times, but mostly we've been unscathed and just cruising  life's great big auto pilot.  And all of a sudden comes the dirty side of the storm (hey, I'm entitled to at least one hurricane reference).  My crying jags seem to be more spaced out, my stomach is no longer boiling and Chaz and I are able to appreciate the incredible good that has come in the midst of the bad.  However, we're still kind of in the shit and the foot hovers precariously close to that nasty banana peel.

One of the bright sparks is my new job.  I'm back in the music and creative world and I love it.  My artistic  background *and* my office skills are both recognized and appreciated ...pretty much on a daily basis.  I'm getting paid not too much more than when I married Chaz in 2000, and I'm not even complaining about it...that's how relieved I am to be in a place where I feel I fit in.  I'm singing again and using my brain again and not just spinning wheels and that feels fantastic.

Another bright spark is the forging of new connections.  Help, friendship and just general kindness have come from some unexpected places and for that we are truly grateful.

And the upside of having our tenant move out is that all our boxes are almost unpacked and now we feel like we are truly in our home.

The tough is not over.  Though there was no Gustav physical damage, it was our first emotional experience of clearing out and packing up for evacuation.  It's exhausting worrying over the things that didn't fit in the car and wondering what you're going to return to when the storm clears.  Chaz is still without work and this is financially and emotionally draining for both of us.  We're living in the equivalent of a Greenwich Village apartment on a bus boy salary until we get the upstairs rented out.  We returned from our lovely hurrication to find one of our bank accounts hacked into and drained of the precious little money we had.  We had a looting attempt.  None of these individually is the end of the world...but put together over the course of three months and it will test all your hopes and dreams that this was the right move.

Time will tell, but I'm still hopeful.  The hardest time (prior to this one) that Chaz and I faced was the year before we married.  And having a life with him and the up swing after that rough patch has up to this point been wonderful for both of us.  And I know that in the middle of that shit storm, we questioned what the hell we were doing just like we are now.  So I know that there is still potential of our New Orleans life being the second best thing that ever happened to us...we just have to get to that other side.

 

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Monday, August 4th 2008

5:11 PM

Bruised but not broken - JeAnne for hire

  • Mood: ok, but that's a fragile ok.
  • Music: Fake it
  • Hunger scale: 4 but I'm ignorning it til dinner
  • What fits/total wt loss: everything L and 14/138lbs and proud!

First off, you should be oh so thankful that I waited a day to post an update.  Yesterday would have been a teary, badly typo'd post filled with lots of expletives and WHY ME?!?! fist shaking while staring up at the powers that be.  However, while the morning did not bring any more hope of dollars in our pocket, it did bring a tad of perspective. Or actually not perspective...more like the latest Dr. Ding superforce shrink wisdom...you can only hold an anxious panic state for so long.  Now you can hold general anxiety/stress/depression for a real long time, but have you ever tried really balling for an extended period of time?  I don't mean little pretty tears...I mean full force weepin' and a wailin' breast bashing and thrashing about.  Believe me, if you let it all out like ya did when you were two, it just cannot go on for very long. 

Of course I wasted three days of little pretty tears every couple of hours when I thought Scotsman wasn't looking..but two nights ago was a full blown sob fest.  There are just not too many jobs right now.  And I don't mean there aren't a lot of falootin' tootin' high horse corporate jobs..I'm talking the sound of crickets in the recruiter offices/placement agencies.  Nothing says LOSER like sending out resumes and cover letters into the great vast beyond with nary a response - unless of course it's spam where they are really selling you some shit.  Chaz actually got a form response from a ...wait for it...NUN... who was selling her resume services.  She has fifty jobs if only Chaz paid $100 for her to revamp his resume.  Uh huh, smoke another one Sister MaryJane.  Actually there are more loser-ish things, but I'll get to that later.  So we've been living on love, unemployment benefit thanks to Chaz' lay off two weeks before he was to give notice in NYC, and my very slim part time grooming paycheck.  Which came to a grinding halt on Friday...hence the weeping.

***slight digression***

Grooming where I was was not pretty.  Actually it was pretty damn horrible..and it had nothing to do with evil dogs or their owners.  It had everything to do with a competitive fellow groomer who physically threatened me (nice, right?  Can't say I ever had that happen to me in Corporate America) and fought over every dog that came in the shop, and oh yeah, a kind of kooky owner couple who have some *ahem* issues regarding ..oh I don't know, self esteem/insecurity b.s. and then important stuff like BUSINESS MANAGEMENT AND ADMINISTRATION?!!

How not to run your goods and services business: Waiting for the phone to ring for appointments, saving space for walk ins (how many people really spontaneously decide to groom their dog?), no advertising and bumbling around muttering "oh it's never been slow like *this* before".  Um..hello?

Then there came the brilliant idea of putting us on salary after labor day when it gets busy after starving us all summer on commission....what a way to foster a healthy work environment! So I was already looking for something better or just something else and decided the game plan was get sorted financially, work on picking up clients and then perhaps go into business on my own.

***resume chron***

So Friday, "sometimes accidents happen for a reason" groomer (actual quote when she "tripped" and fell into me) and I were both sent home with no work as owner decided that while it was so slow, she was going to do all the dogs that came in and she would give us a call in a few weeks when things pick up.  Cue Office Spaces boss:  mmmmmm kay.

Panic ensued.  We have no money.  We're barely paying our bills and looking for work that isn't there and now we have even less than we did last week. 

I thought I hit rock bottom when I forced myself to ask the local watering hole about the dishwasher job.  Oh - and had to hold back the maniacal laughter with tears when I was told the job was filled.  Secretly I thanked GirlJesus, but I was (am?) still scared shitless.  What can I say, financial uncertainty is a major button.

Lo and behold last night was that last drop in the bucket..the proverbial straw.  The I'm-going-to-vomit-because-I-face-impending-doom staying up all night anxiety when we received notice that our tenant (ie. half our mortgage bill) moves out the end of this month. 

So I stayed up sweating and staring, tossing and turning, not knowing whether that sinking feeling was going to lead to actual toilet hurling (which incidentally I really hate doing)  until I just could not sustain the dread and fell asleep.  And lo and behold, I woke up this morning finding some of my cajone resolve.  Thanks be again, GirlJesus.

I woke up and had two interviews...one "real" job and one minimum wage dog handler job and we'll see.  The financial future is a little frightening to think about right at this moment, but we just have to do what we can knowing that at any moment things can turn around for the better.  We've played out the "what then" scenarios which help to rationalize that we are still a ways away from the corner in a cardboard box.  We have each other and we are in the place we love.  Despite the fears and uncertainty right now we don't regret for one second moving when we did.  We will get through this and are already releasing our true selves and comfortable in letting others see who we are which allows us to connect in a way we didn't do with NY/NJ.  Pulling up your big girl panties and getting on with it is far more productive and mentally healthier than wallowing in dread. 

Just please remind me of this in a couple of days if I'm still not generating income and there are no work bites on the horizon.

I don't ask for much, but I will ask for some karmic mojo now.  We both need some good thoughts people if you have some prayers and good wishes to spare.  I promise to update as soon as things look better. 

Oh, and ps (speaking of glass 1/2 full)  having no money works wonders for the diet!  I'm down to a solid 202 for the past two weeks which I hadn't seen for awhile.  When all other diets fail, just eat like you're not going to see a paycheck for awhile

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Tuesday, June 17th 2008

11:00 PM

Growing pains

  • Mood: Ready
  • Music: Tequila song...darnit Chaz!
  • Hunger scale: 1



See that there? Nope, not from wielding my Edward Scissorhands around adoring little poochies. That, my friends, is the painful fruit of my labors...namely weed pulling between the cracks of the brickwork in our back yard over the past couple of days. Ahh, but it will be so worth it...already we are enjoying outdoor sits at dusk, happily sipping Abita and listening to the little night creatures come out to play.

This is one of the downsides of my latest career ambition:



Evil puppies biting. And I'm sure you are dying to see the ferocious beastie that tried to take off my limb:





Clearly if I am thumbs screwed in the garden, than I must be settled in, yes?

I have four words... happy, scared, relieved, overwhelmed.

We are slowly but surely coming together. Life changes are exciting, but don't think for a second that I'm going to tell you it's easy...it sure as hell ain't. They are totally hard too...and that is understatement of the year.

We got here two weeks ago as of tomorrow with our dogs, our computer, two plates, a frying pan and a sleeping bag. The highlight of the drive down was Miss Myra's BBQ Pit in Birmingham, Alabama:



We were more than happy to see the signs for New Orleans:







Our belongings didn't arrive until the following Friday. That's 9 days of sleeping on the floor, lots of rice and beans and general anxiety. I certainly now can begin to appreciate why people still talk about the storm here...I can't imagine being completely misplaced and losing everything..every. thing.

Relief came with having our "stuff"..it's cramped quarters right now as we are shoved into the little upstairs apartment, but at least it's getting closer to "home".

I started work two days (exhausting but hey - sho' me the money honey) after arriving and it's great but challenging at the same time. The dogs are not nearly as mean as the ones at school (apprx 30 dogs so far and only 1 biter), but working for an owner that has been there for 25 years and has clients almost as long can be ..errr...difficult. The upside is that I know she is interested in me, genuinely likes and appreciates me and is interested in helping me do well for myself. But she talks about other groomers having issues/insecurities and she's got her own...she needs to be the "teacher" and needs to feel that no one can do it as good as her.

Why, oh why, is this a recurring theme in my life??? I swear I know this lesson already dammit!!! She's lucky that I am coming straight from school and know I have some shit to learn; I can see where other pro groomers would say see ya later without giving her the benefit of the doubt. The light at the end of the tunnel is they are always busy and she's really got one foot into retirement...if I wanted that place, it could probably be mine in time.

I just don't know to be honest. Usually I'm so gun ho about an idea; initial excitement which then peters out...like a bake shop, or air hostess (Chaz talked me outa that one...apparently a cute uniform is not a good enough reason to have that job). With this, there isn't that wham bam excitement, but it's enjoyable enough. I just don't know if it's enough to want the hassle of being in business for myself...I guess time will tell.

I know one thing for sure: I do not at all miss the office. What little gratification I got from making people happy was drowned by all the bull crap. At least with grooming, when the door closes and the last dog is picked up, it's over.

We're in the city we love, but right now it's a little untouchable because I'm too stressed over money and Chaz not having work. I know it will come - it's just my sense of urgency is greater than the rest of the damn planet.

I'm a little sad about the fact that I was in the NYC area so long and never felt like I laid down any roots. In some ways I feel like an orphan again and can only hope that we have found a more welcoming place.

Scratch that...I know we have found a more welcoming place. We've been told we're almost family at our favorite locals restaurant/bar called Coops (OMG fried chicken - I shit you not) and got some nice french roast and apple pastry from Ms. Loretta - our neighbor at Loretta's Pralines. Hell, even our downstairs tenant gave us some cantaloupe and a cannister of Community coffee as a welcome sentiment!

I will say it's nice to come home and look at our giant fig tree and sip beer with hub while watching the puppies explore. It's nice to walk around and say hi to people and they don't cross the street to avoid you. I'm volunteering once a week at this place called the Green Project which recycles historic housing materials...fireplace mantles, banisters, pine and cypress flooring etc.. it's such a great organization and I get to meet some pretty nice people..locals and drifters alike.

We had a cajun/zydeco festival along with a creole tomato festival last Sunday which was cool. Oh and I found out the name of a chorus director for the NOLA Opera Chorus..I'm hoping to schedule an audition once we are a little more settled. And we see Zydepunks live this Saturday at DBA which is in our 'hood!! Now that is what I'm talking about! It's so thrilling to have such easy access to music. And it's pretty nice to think I could potentially be singing again.

On the weight front, my scale bounces daily between 206 and 210...can you gain 4 lbs of water and salt overnight? I may just need a new scale. However 210 is the red light/danger zone. I'm not climbing that slippery slope again..even if it means I have to boycott the Blue Bell!

Watch out world, 'm gearing up and getting ready for action on all fronts!

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Monday, June 2nd 2008

2:38 AM

So long







So long it's been good to know you
But a long time since I've been home
And I've got to be drifting along...
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Monday, May 26th 2008

10:28 AM

Thingz Wot I Lernd at Grooming Skool



10) Not every pet owner knows how to take care of their pet...I have the power to educate without judging.

9) Little dogs bite more.

8] Not every pet coming in is going to be happy to see you - it's nothing personal and all I can do is try to create a pleasant experience for both of us.

7) Don't laugh when someone wants to have their poodle's toe nails painted.

6) There will be rough days where you see neglect...nails so long they are deforming pads and crippling pets, bald spots from a hair bow being left in for far too long, ear and skin infections from matted hair etc. Your job is to help them feel better, try to look out for them and give them a little lovin' while they are in your care.

5) There will be poop.

4) Sorry Tim Gunn, crocs are a groomer's best foot friend.

3) I am a groomer, not a pet sitter, boarder, veterinarian, trainer, behavior specialist, animal psychologist.

2) Instant gratification of a job well done is a good thing. There are far more happy pets and owners than not.

1) At the end of the day, I have the unconditional love of:



Happy Memorial Day ALL!! Hug a soldier and your furry friend today!

7 days and counting! JeAnne
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Wednesday, April 30th 2008

3:49 AM

Brave new world!!

Monday was glorious.  I did absolutely nothing.  I sat in my cupcake jammies pondering the first time in months that I have had a real weekend with no obligations - work, school or otherwise.  I scratched my newly almost buzzed head (not completely buzzed...it's a kind of flock of seagulls 'do that I am totally digging) and pondered other times in my life where my hair symbolized a severance of ties.  I am a 30 something corporate rebel and I do have cause.

Friday was complete bizarro land.  Well let me go further back and say the four weeks leading up to last Friday was total bizarro land.  I gave a month's notice thinking I had some kind of moral obligation to myself to end things in a positive way....nope, turns out I'm just a fucktard.  Then I spent three weeks being completely ignored by the boss...hmmm where have I seen this emotional passive aggressive crap before?  Oh yes, my last investment banking job.  Then the last week was absolutely chaos.  I started writing up procedures and Ghuzbag instead wanted a task list so he could clearly demonstrate who in his group would be taking on my work.  Task list?  Completely useless exercise highly glorified by type A  project managers in Corporate America.  So chaos was a little bit of oh shit things are going to suck for awhile and then some extraneous stuff like oh we're going to miss you, and oh we really need to get together before you go - ummm...you've had five years beotches.  What are the PTB going to miss?  Someone in a menial job who actually gave two shits when she shouldn't have bothered.  The happiest people in large corporations are ones who just go with the flow....not the overachievers and not the poor sad sacks who spend their entire work day surfing porn and stealing paper clips.  The happiest employees just kind of coast through with mediocre performance management reviews and mediocre commitment to getting the job done.  Sadly, as much as I don't want to give a shit, I end up giving a shit.  BLEGH I HATE THAT!!!!

So anyhoo I had a final week of running around completing projects and a final week of lunches, dinners, drinks and cake.  A flurry of people and yet at the end of the day on Friday, I was walking out the door alone.  It was kind of surreal and felt sort of slow motion.  It didn't quite feel good, but yet wasn't bad either.  It just was. 

I will say that I was pleasantly surprised that no one balked about me trying my hand at dog grooming or even moving to New Orleans (apart from the tasteful oh work was so horrible you think even hurricane ravaged land is better commentary)  I was fully expecting to be laughed at or having to justify a change in lifestyle.  But not a peep.  In fact, people were more times than not quite positive of my having the chutzpah to make a big change.  What I found annoying were most women had to add the tag "well it's easy because you have Chaz", or "it's easy because you have a man".  Not one male said that to me...don't you find that fascinating?  I do. 

Don't get me wrong...Chaz is the man.  I have never ever said otherwise.  I give him a whole heck of a lot of the credit for many a fantastic thing that has happened in my life.  However, I moved to NYC with no one.  No one and not a pot to piss in.  I had a two week sublet and three hundred dollars worth of time to get settled, find a job and find a place to live.  And all on my lonesome with a lot more emotional baggage and just hope of a new and exciting adventure.  And I did it.  And it was an exciting adventure.  I just feel sorry for women who think that life begins after the man or after the weight loss or after FILL IN THE BLANK.

Anyway...

I'm waking up these days  and doing the jig of joy!! New Orleans here we come! Puppies here I come! 

I'm now currently in the midst of finishing up grooming school full time.  Yesterday was so wonderful being home by 5:15 and spending the day away from a computer and doing physical labor.  It was really awesome.  We're surrounded by boxes and trying to be organized and planning our road trip.  ROAD TRIP!!!!!  About ten years later in life than what I wanted but who cares!  Scotsman is creating a master play list and I'm writing lists and obsessing...just the thing I do best.

Our Bayonne place was miraculously rented out a week from our posting it..we couldn't have asked for a better situation.  One of our tenants is moving out at the end of May and our plan is to leave the Big Apple on June 2nd.

Wee haa!

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Saturday, March 22nd 2008

4:03 AM

Thriving on Chaos

I am a chaos junkie.

Well not disaster and evil demons and destruction chaos, but I like the rollercoaster of adventure.  I live for the thrill that change brings.  I'm not sure if this is normal, but I do know that what other people call normal puts me in an anxious filled, one step away from curled up and rocking in a corner on the bed place.  When I am not in action mode, it seems I have too much time to think.  Action mode thinking is good...I get a ton accomplished, I am thinking with goal filled purpose etc.  When in "maintainence" mode (see?  I'm actually coming to a good segue here), I start having death and aging anxiety and I start feeling that quiet trickle of desperation trickle in and fill up my insides until I feel like I am going to drown.

I'm thinking that this somehow relates to weight loss and the dreaded maintaining or even worse, creeping back up.  When I was wildy successful, nothing could get in my way. I had a drive and a purpose to get that old fattie gone and this time also had a loving supportive husband.  When I hit a wall the first time, I wasn't ready to accept that 200 lbs was an ok weight.  So I retried all the old things along with some crazy new things and because I was spinning my wheels and angry, some of the weight came back.  But this weight gain and bouts of compulsive eating was still action mode.  I was just replacing the frenetic action of filling out weight loss diaries and weight lifting journals and food lists with ...well food.  And the act of eating with purpose well beyond nourishment of the body.

 So fast forward and I get my medical issues sorted and my head sorted and I am back to the 200 place (well actually now I'm at 205 thanks to 4 weeks of kitchen renovation and having to eat out or take out) and last year I had more anxiety episodes that I really remember before.  Now thinking about it, I realize that maybe a contributing factor was that lack of motion in all parts of my life that was making me a little crazy.  Finally I reached a cross roads where everything was good/stable/normal/maintainence mode, and I started feeling the restless agitation again.  Had the five year plan not started coming to fruition, I could well be standing here before you fighting the weight gain demons again...and 60lb demons vs the 5-8lb I plan to do battle with.

I'm not sure what my point is except maybe that I think compulsive eaters are perhaps just compulsive people who found safety or instant gratification of their compulsion with eating and food.  The desire to be compulsive does not go away...EVER.  Compulsive eating can be controlled, but for me, I have to accept that my itch to be compulsive or action filled  will trickle out in other areas of my life.  I have to accept that to feel like I am growing and thriving, I have to have one foot on a flashy skateboard.  And action and new adventures with thought out and minimized risk sure beats drowning in anxiety or drowning in food for that matter.

Life update:

The kitchen can now be cooked in...thank the gods!!!!  We have one more day of work with odds and sods to be completed but no workers in sight.  Which is ok because they haven't gotten paid yet.  Chaz did play terribly polite but bad cop (yum) and checked to see if they were ever going to come around.  I think the threat of me ebaying their tools got them to agree to Monday.

Easter this weekend - holy smokes how did that happen?  I can honestly say I have yet to have my cadbury egg this season and that is in fact some kind of heresy.

I'm packing, tossing, ebaying, amazon market placing with fervor and passion.  I can't believe that I am fetching some coins for paperbacks..this is wonderful and I'm putting it in my must-pay-the-movers tip jar.  Selling cookbooks on Amazon (greysangel) and paperback lots on ebay (scotsheart) in case anyone is interested.

Speaking of movers - I finally have gotten my mom to get over the fact that I am not strapping the boxes to my back and walking them down to New Orleans.  Seriously.  She suggested Pods which was a tremendously good idea except for the fact that they need a driveway and we have none.  So she spent the last two weeks urging me to consider all roads which basically pointed to us schlepping our house down.  Oh hells no.  I drive an old honda accord. Honda accords are NOT moving trucks.  There is no way we are hitching anything to my little car or that I am going to turn into rhoda the big wheeler for a couple days.  I'll pack...no probs there..in fact I'm probably way too anal to let other people do that business. But having a reputable company move us?  I'm sure it will be worth every penny.

Speaking of couple of days - anyone got some must stops between Bayonne and New Orleans?  I'm thinking maybe barbeque in Birmingham, but it's a long way between here and even there.  I'm thrilled and terrified of the road trip aspect of this move.  Me + Chaz + puppies for 18+ hours = we best have some damn good music.

Our house here goes up for rent hopefully next week.

I'm flying down to NOLA for one night only to do job interviews on Tuesday.  For totally opposite ends of the spectrum, I have one interview for a historic development group and another for a dog grooming business

We are officially count down to I QUIT!!! WOO.  I'm vested.  WOO.  I'm giving notice for the end of April so that I can finish up dog grooming school in May and have some time to pack and finish up in this neck o' the woods.  Chaz is trying to hold out to the end of April so that we can stagger the last pay checks and income coming in.

Life is looking sunny on our side of the street!

 

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Sunday, February 24th 2008

3:47 AM

30 flirty and fun

  • Mood: WOO!

13 going on 30 is one of my favorite chick flicks...it's right up there with Mean Girls and Bring It On.  Jennifer Garner is adorable and though I'm not nearly as cute or fashionable as Jennifer at 30 but really 13, I sometimes feel like I'm right there with her.  I certainly don't feel 36.  Somehow in my mind I've conjured up a 36 year old to be mature and doing grown up things.  While I'm fairly mature, I often don't like to be.  I like to read Young Adult novels...especially in the sort of science fictiony/fantasy/supernatural genre.  I like Hello Kitty, cutesy t shirts (johnny cupcakes and David and Goliath please!) and cheap jewelry and sparkly makeup.  I wear a bear hat with ears and rain boots with cherries.  I do fairy dances and make up songs.  I think I grew up really super fast and somehow missed the kind of irreverence and whimsy of being a kid.  So silly pops out here and there.  Is there a point where we *need* to grow up completely?  Is it ok to do things like hold down a job, own a home and still like to wait until the last Funyun before licking your fingers clean?

Anyhoo in case you haven't picked up on it yet, it's my birthday.  Yup.  And usually I am counting down from the New Year to this lovely day.  Somehow this year the first two months have escaped me and so this year is completely without ritual.  Like counting down.  Like torturing Chaz with said countdown.  He's gotten off SO lucky this year with maybe only 10 references to my approaching special day.  And there aren't any plans and I don't even get to make a cake (which gives me the perfect opportunity to buy something extra sinfully yummy desserty delicious).  Not to be all New Yorker, but it's a little crazycakes right now: 

Work is busy and yet I'm strangely detached from it now that I'm vested.  Oh yes that's right.  Those beotches are working for me now.  By some strange ironic turn of events I got a letter in the mail informing me that the pension now vests at 3 years, not 5.  And while I could have wasted energy shaking my fists of rage that I get this 2 months away from my five year finish line instead of OH TWO YEARS AGO, I didn't.  Instead I whooped and hollered like I won a million dollars and did the bouncing, crazy David Brent dance of delight.  So needless to say, frankly my dears, I don't give a rat's ass.  I've officially started looking for jobs in New Orleans and trying to work my few leetle connections.

And let's just say that looking for a job in New Orleans when you're in New York City is a little hard.  Not impossible with this new fangled thang called the interweb (my property manager is so cute when he's says things like interweb and Craigspace and facepage)..but a challenge when you're competing with people who are already there.    I actually got an interview for a facilities manager job and because of jury duty am having to beg for a phone interview so that I can still be in the running.  This is the part where I beg for some prayers and sacrificial offerings that I at least get considered!

Mom's praying for me.  Which I think actually helped us as we only lost 2 weeks of mortgage before renting the NOLA place out.  Yippie skippie we don't need to put Angus and the cup out on the corner for spare change!  And the best part is downstairs is rented out on a 6 month lease and upstairs 3 month lease...POIFECT!

Which leads me to jury duty.  As you can guess I got picked for a case.  And while there are incredibly long periods of wanting to poke your eyes out boredom and waiting/down time, I think everyone should do this shit once in their lives.  I am learning so much and I have a new found respect for the process.  It's not always fair and not perfect by any means, but hey it's better than having a random body part cut off.  So more dancing of joy that I don't have to be in the office right now, but it's hard because I'm still having to get a lot of my work done which means logging on during my lunch hour and after court.

So all that would be enough, except we have to throw a gutted kitchen into the mix.  Hells yeah.  Kitchen renovation.  It's amazing to me that with all the renovation we have done, you would think we would not be flabbergasted each and every time that 1)contractors lie (actually House says everyone lies) 2)it's *never* an easy/fast job and 3)there is always at least one surprise.  So our one week kitchen job is now approaching the second week and all they have done is gut the room and update electrics.  Can we say cold, dank dirty room?  Can we say an inch of dust EVERYWHERE?  My kitchen supplies, canned goods and furniture all in the dining and living rooms?  The hardest part is that we are making do with a coffee pot, a crock pot and a microwave.  Shit sux. 

But it's a means to an ends y'all!  We're going to get our Bayonne place pretty so that it will rent out, get some jobs and high tail our asses on out of here!  Happy Birthday to me!

 

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